Funny hockey sign sayings
1. "Warning: Icing may cause slippery situations, just like your ex's DMs."
2. "Our goalie is better at stopping pucks than you are at adulting."
3. "If you can't play nice, play hockey."
4. "Hockey players have great stick handling skills, just ask their Tinder matches."
5. "Hockey: where fights are encouraged and penalties are served cold."
6. "I came for the fights, I stayed for the Zamboni rides."
7. "Hockey players do it on ice, and they do it better."
8. "Hockey: the only sport where it's legal to hit someone with a stick."
9. "Hockey players have more ice in their veins than Elsa."
10. "Hockey: where the only thing colder than the ice is the beer in the stands."
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