Funny holiday quotes and sayings thanksgiving
1. "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." - Erma Bombeck
2. "Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often." - Johnny Carson
3. "Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, not your carbs." - Unknown
4. "I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby." - Nancie J. Carmody
5. "Thanksgiving is a time to be thankful, a time to reflect and a time to remember that not all turkeys are created equal." - Unknown
6. "I'm thankful for elastic waistbands this Thanksgiving." - Unknown
7. "Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence." - Erma Bombeck
8. "I'm thankful for a long weekend that gives me an excuse to eat leftovers for days." - Unknown
9. "Thanksgiving is all about getting together with loved ones, sharing delicious food, and pretending to be interested in football." - Unknown
10. "I'm thankful for the food coma that follows Thanksgiving dinner, it's the only time I get to nap guilt-free." - Unknown
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