Funny holiday sayings and phrases
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
2. "All I want for Christmas is a nap."
3. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
4. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
5. "I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing."
6. "It's the most wine-derful time of the year."
7. "I'm just here for the cookies."
8. "Sleigh all day, nap all night."
9. "I'm like a snowflake, unique and delicate... until I get stepped on."
10. "Christmas calories don't count, right?"
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