Funny holidays quotations sayings
1. "I'm thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home... I'm thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby." - Nancie J. Carmody
2. "I love Thanksgiving because it's a time of year when I can eat as much as I want without feeling guilty... until the next day." - Unknown
3. "Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home." - Carol Nelson
4. "Easter is the only time of year when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket." - Unknown
5. "Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is." - Unknown
6. "On St. Patrick's Day, everyone is Irish. Except the Scots, they're still Scottish." - Unknown
7. "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." - Mean Girls
8. "New Year's Day is every man's birthday." - Charles Lamb
9. "Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken." - Bill Dodds
10. "Cinco de Mayo is the day Mexicans celebrate their independence... by drinking margaritas." - Unknown
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Terry Fox, a Canadian hero known for his Marathon of Hope to raise money for cancer research, inspired many with his determination and courage. Some of his famous sayings include:1. I'm not a dreamer, and I'm not saying this will initiate any kind of definitive answer or cure to cancer. But I belie
1. Sending healing thoughts your way. Can't wait to see you back to your vibrant self soon.2. Hoping for a speedy recovery so we can have you back with us. Miss you!3. Your absence is felt, but we know you'll be back in no time. Get well soon!4. Wishing you a quick recovery and looking forwar
1. August, the month of golden sunsets and new beginnings.2. August, where the sun shines brighter and the days grow longer.3. In August, we savor the last days of summer before the fall breeze arrives.4. August, a time to soak up the warmth and embrace the beauty of nature.5. As August fad
1. Remember, remember the fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot.2. A plot that failed, a nation saved, the Gunpowder Plot shall never be forgave.3. The Gunpowder Plot, a failed scheme, a reminder of the price of extreme.4. Guy Fawkes and his band, a plot so grand, but foiled by a
1. I may be a city girl now, but my roots are country strong.2. Southern by the grace of God.3. Happiness is a quiet walk in the country.4. Raised on sweet tea and sunshine.5. Country roads, take me home.6. Ain't nothing in the whole wide world like a southern girl.7. Living life the co
1. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman2. I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott3. A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray. -
1. Wishing you all the best as you embark on a new chapter in your career. You will be missed!2. Your dedication and hard work have been an inspiration to us all. Best of luck in your future endeavors!3. Thank you for your contributions to the team. You will be remembered fondly. Good luck in y
1. Συμπάσχω μαζί σου (Sym-pá-scho ma-zí su) - I sympathize with you.2. Κραταιά συμπάθεια (Kra-té-a sym-pá-thi-a) - Strong sympathy.3. Συμπαραστάθηκα με τη θλίψη σου (Sym-pa-ra-stá-thi-ka me ti thlíp-si su) - I stand by you in your sorrow.4. Τα συλλυπητήριά μου (Ta sil-li-pi-tí-ri-a mu) - My
1. Happy 50th birthday! Remember, you're not old, you're just retro!2. Turning 50 is like turning 25 twice - double the fun, double the wisdom!3. Congratulations on reaching the half-century mark! Now you can officially blame everything on old age.4. Don't worry about turning 50, you're just
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer4. Don