Funny holidays quotations sayings

1. "I'm thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home... I'm thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby." - Nancie J. Carmody

2. "I love Thanksgiving because it's a time of year when I can eat as much as I want without feeling guilty... until the next day." - Unknown

3. "Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home." - Carol Nelson

4. "Easter is the only time of year when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket." - Unknown

5. "Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is." - Unknown

6. "On St. Patrick's Day, everyone is Irish. Except the Scots, they're still Scottish." - Unknown

7. "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." - Mean Girls

8. "New Year's Day is every man's birthday." - Charles Lamb

9. "Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken." - Bill Dodds

10. "Cinco de Mayo is the day Mexicans celebrate their independence... by drinking margaritas." - Unknown

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Terry fox sayings

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