Funny homer sayings
1. "D'oh!"
2. "Mmm... donuts."
3. "Stupid sexy Flanders."
4. "I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
5. "To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems."
6. "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"
7. "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
8. "I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"
9. "It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen."
10. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
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1. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. - Henry Ford2. The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. - Moliere3. Obstacles are designed to make you stronger, only the weak avoid them. - Unknown4. Obstacles don't have to stop you. If
1. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.2. Big Brother is watching you.3. Thoughtcrime does not entail death: thoughtcrime IS death.
Love is the bridge that connects hearts, the light that guides us through darkness, and the force that empowers us to overcome all obstacles.
1. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.2. Live the life you've imagined.3. Dream big, work hard, stay focused.4. Create your own sunshine.5. Stay positive, work hard, make it happen.6. Believe you can and you're halfway there.7. Life is short, make it sweet.8. Chase your dream
1. Dream big, little one.2. You are so loved.3. Twinkle, twinkle little star, do you know how loved you are?4. Let her sleep, for when she wakes she will move mountains.5. Adventure awaits.6. You are my sunshine.7. I love you to the moon and back.8. You are my greatest adventure.9.
1. A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.2. Good friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know they're always there.3. Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.4. A true friend is the greatest of all blessings.5. Frie
1. Grieve not, nor speak of me with tears, but laugh and talk of me as if I were beside you. I loved you so, 'twas heaven here with you. - Isla Paschal Richardson2. Do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there, I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow.
1. Strength and honor2. Carpe diem (Seize the day)3. Fortune favors the bold4. Live free5. Only the strong survive6. Fearless7. Never give up8. Warrior spirit9. In the face of adversity10. Rise above
1. Smooth seas never made a skilled sailor, darling.2. Sail away with me to a land where love knows no boundaries.3. Hoist the rainbow flag and set sail for adventure!4. In a sea of people, my eyes will always search for you.5. Love is the anchor that keeps me steady in the stormy seas of l
1. A good wife is a treasure beyond measure.2. Behind every successful man is a supportive wife.3. A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.4. A wife is a partner in life's journey, a companion in all its joys and sorrows.5. A wife is a reflection of her husband'