Funny homeschool sayings
1. "I'm not skipping school, I'm just on a field trip to the kitchen."
2. "Homeschooling: where the teacher's pet is the family pet."
3. "My mom is my teacher, but she still won't let me go to recess early."
4. "Homeschooling: where the classroom is wherever you left your books last."
5. "I may not have a school bus, but I still have to deal with rush hour traffic in the hallway."
6. "Homeschooling: where the only detention is being sent to your room."
7. "I asked my teacher for extra credit, and she gave me extra chores."
8. "Who needs a school bell when you have a mom yelling 'time for math' from the kitchen?"
9. "Homeschooling: where the class clown is just your annoying little brother."
10. "I may not have a cafeteria, but I still have to pack my own lunch."
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