Funny horse sayings one liners

1. "I'm not a one-trick pony, I'm a one-liner horse!"

2. "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse...wait, that's not right."

3. "Why did the horse cross the road? To say hay to the other side!"

4. "I'm feeling a little horse today, must be all that neigh-saying."

5. "I'm not a regular horse, I'm a neigh-sayer!"

6. "I'm not horsing around, I'm just a natural comedian."

7. "I'm so tired, I could sleep standing up...just like a horse!"

8. "I'm not just horsing around, I'm a real mane attraction."

9. "I'm not a neigh-sayer, I'm a neigh-sayer!"

10. "I'm not just horsing around, I'm a real stud in the comedy world."

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Sayings about why bad people continue to do bad things

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Hipocritical christian sayings

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Book of sayings name

The Treasury of Wisdom: A Collection of Timeless Sayings