1. "Hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna"
2. "Hotter than a two-dollar pistol"
3. "Hotter than a stolen tamale"
4. "Hotter than a pepper sprout"
5. "Hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch"
6. "Hotter than a stolen Rolex"
7. "Hotter than a summer day in hell"
8. "Hotter than a firecracker in a mailbox"
9. "Hotter than a freshly baked pie"
10. "Hotter than a chili pepper eating contest"
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1. Dance like nobody's watching2. Eat, sleep, dance, repeat3. Dance is the hidden language of the soul4. Dance first, think later5. Life is better when you're dancing6. Dance with your heart and your feet will follow7. Dance is the joy of movement and the heart of life8. Dance to the
1. A daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart. - Unknown2. To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides3. A daughter is a treasure and a cause of sleeplessness. - Ben Sirach4. A daughter is one of the most beautiful gifts this world has t
1. Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown2. Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish them. - Unknown3. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all. - Helen Keller
1. Please wash your hands, germs are not welcome here.2. Don't rush, just flush.3. Remember, cleanliness is next to godliness.4. Wash away your worries along with your hands.5. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.6. Leave only bubbles, take only memories.7.
1. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer2. Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H. Glasow3. Success is walking from failure to fail
1. Hit the mark with Bullseye TV!2. Aim for the win with Bullseye TV!3. Get right on target with Bullseye TV!4. Score big with Bullseye TV!5. Bullseye TV: Where precision meets entertainment!6. Hit the bullseye of entertainment with Bullseye TV!7. Bullseye TV: Your perfect shot at great
1. I'm so cold, I'm shivering like a Chihuahua in a snowstorm.2. I'm not saying it's cold outside, but I just saw a squirrel putting on a down jacket.3. I'm not built for this weather, I'm more of a tropical houseplant.4. I've got 99 problems and being cold is all of them.5. I'm so cold, I'
1. A pouty lip is the perfect accessory for a bad mood.2. Sometimes a pouty lip speaks louder than words.3. A pouty lip is the silent protest of the soul.4. Pouty lips are the ultimate expression of displeasure.5. When in doubt, pout it out.6. A pouty lip is a subtle way of saying 'I'm no
1. Beyond compare2. Out of the ordinary3. Unearthly4. Astronomical5. Supernatural6. Extraordinary7. Otherworldly8. Fantastical9. Mind-blowing10. Unbelievable
1. Peace, love, and good vibes.2. Spread love like confetti.3. Make love, not war.4. Dance like nobody's watching.5. Let your soul shine.6. Embrace the magic of the universe.7. Find your tribe, love them hard.8. Stay wild, moon child.9. Love is the answer.10. Hippie vibes only.