Funny housekeeping sayings
1. "My housekeeping style is best described as 'organized chaos.'"
2. "I clean so that if someone drops by unexpectedly, it looks like I've been cleaning all day."
3. "I don't have a cleaning schedule, I have a 'panic cleaning when guests are coming over' schedule."
4. "My idea of a balanced diet is a clean house and a messy kitchen."
5. "I don't always clean, but when I do, it's usually right before someone comes over."
6. "I don't need a therapist, I just need a maid."
7. "Cleaning the house with kids is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos."
8. "I don't mind cleaning, I just wish it didn't keep getting dirty again."
9. "I clean so well, I make dirt look dirty."
10. "I'm not messy, I'm just creatively organized."
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