Funny hysterectomy sayings

1. "I used to have a uterus, but it just couldn't handle the pressure anymore."

2. "Who needs a uterus when you've got a great sense of humor?"

3. "I may have lost my uterus, but I gained a whole lot of free time!"

4. "Uterus? More like 'uter-was'!"

5. "Hysterectomy: the ultimate room makeover for your reproductive system."

6. "No uterus, no problem!"

7. "I may be uterus-free, but my sass levels are still intact."

8. "Hysterectomy: the surgery that gives you a permanent excuse to skip that time of the month."

9. "Goodbye uterus, hello freedom!"

10. "They took my uterus, but they can never take my sense of humor!"

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Cock block sayings with the word hinge in

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Sayings from the 1930s and 1940s

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Sayings about being messed around

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3d stickman sayings

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Sayings about sustainability

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