Funny idiot sayings
1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
2. "I'm not saying I'm an idiot, but I do have a PhD in dumb decisions."
3. "I may be an idiot, but at least I'm a funny one."
4. "I'm not sure if I'm an idiot or just really good at pretending to be one."
5. "I'm not dumb, I'm just on a different level of intelligence... the lower one."
6. "I'm not an idiot, I'm just intellectually challenged."
7. "I may be an idiot, but at least I'm entertaining."
8. "I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I sure know how to have a good time."
9. "I'm not stupid, I'm just really good at making questionable choices."
10. "I may be an idiot, but at least I'm not boring."
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