Funny images or sayings about losing weight

1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it... then I regret it and try to lose weight."

2. "I'm not overweight, I'm just under-tall."

3. "I'm not losing weight, I'm just getting rid of the excess me."

4. "I'm not on a diet, I'm just eating healthier... with a side of fries."

5. "I'm not losing weight, I'm just becoming a more aerodynamic version of myself."

6. "I'm not fat, I'm just easier to see."

7. "I'm not losing weight, I'm just shedding my winter coat... in the middle of summer."

8. "I'm not losing weight, I'm just making room for more dessert."

9. "I'm not on a diet, I'm on a mission to find my toes again."

10. "I'm not losing weight, I'm just redistributing my mass... to the couch."

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