Funny independence day sayings

1. "I'm not saying I'm a superhero, but have you ever seen me and Captain America in the same room?"

2. "I'm not just celebrating Independence Day, I'm celebrating my independence from adulting for the day."

3. "I'm not sure if fireworks are the best way to celebrate independence, but they sure are the most fun!"

4. "I pledge allegiance to the BBQ, the fireworks, and the freedom to nap whenever I want."

5. "I'm not saying I'm a founding father, but I do enjoy a good BBQ and a cold beer on Independence Day."

6. "I'm not just celebrating America's independence, I'm also celebrating my independence from wearing pants all day."

7. "I'm not saying I'm a firework expert, but I do know how to light up a room with my sparkling personality."

8. "I'm not just waving a flag, I'm waving goodbye to all my responsibilities for the day."

9. "I'm not saying I'm a history buff, but I do know how to party like it's 1776."

10. "I'm not just celebrating Independence Day, I'm also celebrating my freedom to eat hot dogs and apple pie without judgment."

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