Funny indian quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "I don't need Google, my mom knows everything."
4. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
5. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
6. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
7. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."
8. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just good at stirring things up."
9. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on Indian Standard Time."
10. "I'm not addicted to chai, I just really, really like it."
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1. Why fear when I am here?2. All action results from thought, so it is thoughts that matter.3. Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy.4. Before you speak, ask yourself: Is it kind, is it ne
1. A mentor is someone who allows you to see the hope inside yourself. - Oprah Winfrey2. The delicate balance of mentoring someone is not creating them in your own image, but giving them the opportunity to create themselves. - Steven Spielberg3. The greatest good you can do for another is not j
1. We survived the storm, now let's enjoy the sunshine.2. In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.3. Tough times don't last, tough people do.4. We may be apart, but we're in this together.5. Resilience is our greatest strength.6. The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.7.
1. Trust in the divine plan and have faith that everything will work out in the end.2. The universe only gives us challenges that we are capable of overcoming.3. In the midst of darkness, remember that the light is always within you.4. Your struggles are shaping you into the person you are me
1. I'm not clumsy, I'm just practicing my dismounts.2. I don't need therapy, I just need to go horseback riding.3. Life is short, ride a horse.4. I speak fluent horse, neigh means neigh.5. I'm not addicted to horseback riding, we're just in a committed relationship.6. My horse is my thera
1. 90 years young and still going strong!2. A lifetime of memories, and still creating more at 90.3. 90 years of wisdom, grace, and love.4. Cheers to 90 years of laughter, love, and happiness.5. 90 years of blessings and counting.6. 90 years of living life to the fullest.7. 90 years of
1. Wishing you a holly jolly Christmas and a season full of love and joy!2. May your holidays be merry and bright, filled with laughter and delight!3. Sending warm wishes and festive cheer your way this Christmas!4. May your heart be light and your spirits bright this holiday season!5. Here
1. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller2. Cleaning and organizing is a practice, not a project. - Meagan Francis3. A clean house is a sign of a wasted life. - Unknown4. Housework can't kill you, but why take
Here are some wise old sayings and quotes about roses:1. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare2. The rose is a flower of love. The world has acclaimed it for centuries. Pink roses are for love hopeful and expectant. White roses are for love dead or forsaken, but the
1. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.2. Sally sells seashells by the seashore.3. Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter’s bitter.4. Silly Sam saw seven slippery snakes slithering swiftly.5. Larry the lion likes to lounge lazily in the lush, green grass.6. Freddy the frog