Funny indian sayings and quotes

1. "Don't be a 'Pappu', be a 'Pandit'." (referring to being smart and knowledgeable)

2. "In India, we don't say 'I love you', we say 'Biryani khila do' which roughly translates to 'Feed me biryani' and I think that's beautiful."

3. "Life is like a cup of chai, it's all about how you make it."

4. "If you want to impress an Indian, just bring them food."

5. "In India, we don't say 'I'm sorry', we say 'Arre yaar, ho gaya' which roughly translates to 'Oh friend, it's done' and I think that's hilarious."

6. "The only thing we Indians love more than cricket is discussing cricket."

7. "In India, every problem can be solved with a cup of tea and some gossip."

8. "When life gives you lemons, make nimbu pani (lemonade) and add some masala for that extra kick."

9. "In India, we don't say 'I'm broke', we say 'Salary khatam, savings khatam, ab kya karein?' which roughly translates to 'Salary finished, savings finished, now what to do?' and I think that's the story of every Indian's life."

10. "Life is like a Bollywood movie, full of drama, emotions, and unexpected plot twists."

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