Funny innuendos sayings
1. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
2. "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
3. "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
4. "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
5. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
6. "If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you."
7. "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."
8. "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
9. "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
10. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
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