Funny ironic quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
8. "I'm not a chef, I just microwave well."
9. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
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1. To my first love, my forever Valentine - Mom and Dad.2. You two are the perfect example of true love. Happy Valentine's Day, Mom and Dad!3. Roses are red, violets are blue, you two are the best parents, and I love you!4. You are the heart of our family, Mom and Dad. Happy Valentine's Day!
1. I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious on Friday the 13th.2. Knock on wood, avoid black cats, and watch out for ladders - it's Friday the 13th!3. If you see a black cat on Friday the 13th, just give it a high five and keep walking.4. Friday the 13th: the only day where breaking
1. I shall return.2. Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.3. There is no substitute for victory.4. The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war.5. In war, there is no substitute for victory.6. The b
1. A spark of inspiration can ignite a fire of creativity.2. Don't let your energy be wasted on negativity.3. Like a bolt out of the blue, he had a shocking revelation.4. She's as bright as a light bulb, always full of ideas.5. He's wired differently, always thinking outside the box.6. Sh
1. Greet each student with a smile and a warm welcome as they enter the classroom.2. Have a daily inspirational quote or message displayed on the board for students to read as they come in.3. Play calming music or a fun song to create a positive atmosphere as students arrive.4. Have a question of t
1. I've got your back, no matter what.2. Together we are stronger, I'll always have your back.3. I'll stand by you through thick and thin, I've got your back.4. In this journey called life, know that I will always have your back.5. United we stand, divided we fall. I'll always have your bac
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1. Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe2. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss3. The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. - Alan Watts4. Letting go doesn't m
Some overused sayings on Reddit that have become cliché include:1. Username checks out2. This3. RIP my inbox4. Take my upvote5. Not all heroes wear capes6. Username checks out7. I did nazi that coming8. The real LPT is always in the comments9. I see what you did there10. Thanks fo
1. Drink happy thoughts.2. Sip happens.3. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.4. Alcohol, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.5. I have mixed drinks about feelings.6. Save water, drink beer.7. Wine a bit, you'll feel