Funny isolation sayings

1. "I've been practicing social distancing for years, it's called avoiding people."

2. "Quarantine day 20: I've started talking to inanimate objects. They're great listeners."

3. "I never thought the phrase 'I need some space' would be so literal."

4. "Isolation tip: If you can't find toilet paper, just use your old high school yearbook. No one will notice."

5. "I'm not avoiding people, I'm just practicing my social distancing skills."

6. "I've been self-isolating for so long, I'm starting to forget what day it is. Is it still 2020?"

7. "I used to avoid people by staying home, now I avoid people by staying home."

8. "My social life is like a Netflix series, it's on pause indefinitely."

9. "I never thought I'd miss small talk with strangers, but here we are."

10. "I've reached the point of quarantine where I'm considering talking to the plants for entertainment."

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