Funny it sayings

1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."

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Trippy sayings

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Welcome march sayings

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Murabit hajj sayings

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Country girl love sayings

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Wheat harvest sayings

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Hump day funny sayings

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Wood board sayings

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Naughty forties sayings

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Love for him quotes and sayings

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Cute charcuterie board sayings

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