1. "GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry"
2. "Cabs are here!"
3. "T-shirt time!"
4. "I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet."
5. "It's T-shirt time, it's T-shirt time, it's T-shirt time!"
6. "I'm not a grenade, I'm a landmine."
7. "I'm the MVP of this situation."
8. "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make money."
9. "I'm the king of the world, bro."
10. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
Above is Funny jersey shore sayings.
1. I am a strong woman who doesn't need validation from anyone.2. I am independent, confident, and capable of achieving my goals.3. I don't need a knight in shining armor, I can save myself.4. I am the architect of my own destiny.5. I am a woman of substance, not just a pretty face.6. I a
1. Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.4. The only thing we have to fea
1. Cousins are connected heart to heart, distance and time can't break them apart.2. Cousins by blood, friends by choice.3. Cousins are like stars, you may not always see them but you know they're always there.4. Cousins are childhood playmates who grow up to be forever friends.5. Cousins a
1. Sleep tight, don't let the termites bite.2. Dreaming of a termite-free world.3. Termites may be small, but they sure are mighty.4. Even the smallest termite can cause big damage.5. Wishing for a peaceful night without any termite troubles.6. Termites may be tiny, but their impact is hu
1. Love2. Dream3. Smile4. Believe5. Happy6. Brave7. Grace8. Faith9. Joy10. Peace
1. I am the instrument of God's will, a righteous blade to smite the unclean!2. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, I shall purify this world of all sinners!3. My faith is my shield, and my righteousness is my sword!4. The wicked shall be vanquished, and the righteous shal
1. You're my big spoon, I'm your little spoon.2. Let's cuddle up like big spoon and little spoon.3. I'll be your big spoon, you be my little spoon.4. In this relationship, I'm the big spoon and you're the little spoon.5. Big spoon, little spoon, we fit together perfectly.6. Being the litt
May your heart be your guiding key. - Aqua
1. Fast is fine, but accuracy is final.2. I have learned that the only way a man can remain consistent amid changing circumstances is to change with them while preserving the same dominating purpose.3. I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, an
Here are some famous quotes by Adam Sandler:1. I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.2. I'm not good at being serious.3. I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.4. I'm not trying to be the best at everything, I just want to