Funny jewish sayings in yiddish
1. "Man plans, God laughs." (Mentsch tracht, un Gott lacht.)
2. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." (Ven der mentsch tracht, zogt Gott lacht.)
3. "Even a fish wouldn't get caught if it kept its mouth shut." (A fish ken shvimen ober er ken nisht redn.)
4. "A penny saved is a penny earned." (A groshn oyfgeshpart iz a groshn fardient.)
5. "What can you do? Life is like that." (Vos ken men ton? Dos lebn iz azoy.)
6. "You can't dance at two weddings with one tuchus." (Men ken nit tantsn af tsvey chasenes mit eynem tuches.)
7. "When you look to the sky, you won't see the ground." (Ven men kukht oifn himl, zet men nit di erd.)
8. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." (Zolst nit tsu shpet tsu zogn "hoy iz a yontif.")
9. "A fool can throw a stone into a well that a hundred wise men can't pull out." (A nar ken vayfen a shteyn in a brun, vos a hundert khokhme kenen nit arayn tsuzogn.)
10. "A little bit of something is better than a lot of nothing." (A bissel iz beser vi a bisele garnisht.)
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