Funny job quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot...of deadlines."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

6. "I'm not a workaholic, I'm a job enthusiast."

7. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."

8. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."

9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on a deadline."

10. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee enthusiast."

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