Funny job sayings
1. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
5. "I'm not a workaholic, I'm just dedicated to avoiding my personal life."
6. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high attention to detail."
7. "I'm not late, I'm just on a flexible schedule."
8. "I'm not multitasking, I'm just doing multiple things poorly at the same time."
9. "I'm not disorganized, I'm just creatively chaotic."
10. "I'm not overworked, I'm just underpaid."
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