Funny jokes and sayings in english

1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!

2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

5. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!

6. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

8. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

9. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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