Funny jokes or sayings
Sure, here are a few funny jokes for you:
1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired!
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face!
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