Funny jokes quotes sayings
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
7. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
10. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."
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1. Thank you for making my birthday so special and memorable!2. I am truly grateful for all the love and well wishes on my birthday.3. Your thoughtful birthday wishes mean the world to me. Thank you!4. I feel so blessed to have such amazing friends and family. Thank you for making my birthday
1. Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success. - Henry Ford2. Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. - Helen Keller3. Unity is strength... when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved. - Mattie Ste
1. Deck the halls with boughs of holly.2. Joy to the world, the Lord has come.3. May your days be merry and bright.4. Peace on earth, goodwill to all.5. Tis the season to be jolly.6. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.7. Fa la la la la, la la la la.8. Believe in the magic of Christ
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1. Twinkle, twinkle little star, a baby is coming from afar!2. Under the moon and stars, a little one is on the way.3. Showering the baby with moonbeams and stardust.4. A celestial celebration for the little one on the way.5. Moonlight and starlight, a baby is a shining delight.6. Wishing
1. You are doing an amazing job, mama!2. Being a mom is the hardest job you'll ever love.3. You are a superhero in disguise as a mom.4. Your love for your baby is the most beautiful thing in the world.5. Cherish every moment, they grow up so fast.6. You are the perfect mom for your little
Forough Farrokhzad was a renowned Iranian poet and filmmaker known for her powerful and evocative poetry. Here are some of her famous sayings:1. I will be the candle that will light up your darkness.2. I am a woman in love with love.3. I write poetry because I must. It is not a choice, it is a
And1 is a popular streetwear brand known for its basketball-inspired clothing. Some common sayings found on And1 shirts include:1. Ball is life2. Streetball legend3. Hoop dreams4. Game time5. No days off6. Handle with care7. Dunk city8. On fire9. Buckets only10. Rise and grind
1. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. - A.A. Milne2. You are the heart of our family, the glue that holds us together.3. In the eyes of your children, you are a superhero.4. You are doing a great job, even on the days when you don't feel like
1. You're the sweetest treat in my life!2. You make my heart melt like chocolate.3. Life is sweeter with you by my side.4. You're my favorite candy in the box.5. You're the cherry on top of my sundae.6. You're as irresistible as a candy bar.7. You're the sprinkles to my cupcake.8. You