Funny keychain sayings
1. "I'm not lost, I'm exploring."
2. "I may be small, but I carry big attitude."
3. "I'm too fabulous for this keychain."
4. "If found, please return to the nearest coffee shop."
5. "I'm not a regular keychain, I'm a cool keychain."
6. "I'm the key to happiness... and my owner's house."
7. "I'm not just a keychain, I'm a lifestyle."
8. "I'm the key to unlocking your sense of humor."
9. "Caution: Keychain may contain sarcasm."
10. "I'm the key to success... or at least to my owner's car."
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