Funny kid birthday card sayings
1. "Happy birthday! You're officially one year closer to being too old for Chuck E. Cheese."
2. "You're not getting older, you're just getting closer to needing a fake ID."
3. "Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible jokes. Happy birthday!"
4. "You're like a fine wine - you get better with age... or at least that's what we'll tell you on your birthday."
5. "Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say. Happy birthday!"
6. "You're not just a year older, you're a year cooler. Happy birthday, cool kid!"
7. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number. Happy birthday!"
8. "You're so old, your birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics. Happy birthday!"
9. "You're like a superhero - but instead of fighting crime, you just eat cake. Happy birthday, cake-eating hero!"
10. "You're not just a year older, you're a year more awesome. Happy birthday, awesome kid!"
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