Funny kids sayings

1. "Mom, can I have a snack? I'm wasting away to skin and bones... and I need chocolate to survive."

2. "Dad, why do we have to go to bed? I'm not even tired, I'm just exhausted."

3. "I'm not a regular kid, I'm a cool kid. And cool kids don't eat vegetables."

4. "I asked my little brother why he was crying and he said, 'Because I can't remember what I was crying about.'"

5. "I told my mom I wanted to be a superhero when I grow up. She said, 'You already are, you can make a mess disappear in seconds.'"

6. "I asked my 5-year-old cousin what she wanted to be when she grew up and she said, 'A unicorn.' I think she's aiming high."

7. "My nephew asked me if I was a grown-up and I said yes. He replied, 'But you still act like a kid.' Touche, kid, touche."

8. "My daughter told me she wanted to be a princess when she grows up. I asked her why and she said, 'Because they get to wear fancy dresses and boss people around.'"

9. "I asked my son why he was wearing his superhero cape to school and he said, 'In case there's a villain in the cafeteria.'"

10. "My little cousin told me she was going to run away from home. I asked her where she would go and she said, 'To the park, because they have swings.'"

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