Funny kitchen quotes and sayings
1. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields
2. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
3. "I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."
4. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."
5. "The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating." - John Walters
6. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
7. "I have a love-hate relationship with my kitchen. We love each other, but it's complicated."
8. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist. The kitchen is my canvas, and food is my medium."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food therapist. Cooking is my way of helping people feel better."
10. "I cook with love, and sometimes a little bit of wine."
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