Funny kitchen towel sayings
1. "I kiss better than I cook."
2. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
3. "I only have a kitchen because it came with the house."
4. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
5. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."
6. "I have a love-hate relationship with my kitchen. We love to eat, but we hate to cook."
7. "I'm not a hot mess, I'm a spicy disaster in the kitchen."
8. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode in the kitchen."
10. "I'm not a kitchen goddess, I'm more of a kitchen chaos coordinator."
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