Funny knife sayings
1. "I'm not a chef, I'm a ninja with a knife."
2. "I like my knives sharp and my wit sharper."
3. "Life is too short for dull knives."
4. "I may be small, but my knife skills are mighty."
5. "I'm not afraid of ghosts, just dull knives."
6. "A knife in the hand is worth two in the drawer."
7. "I don't always cook, but when I do, I use a knife."
8. "Knives: the original multitool."
9. "I have a knife for every occasion, even if that occasion is just making toast."
10. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the durability of my knives."
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