Funny lab sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I have a lot of solutions, but most of them involve alcohol."

3. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just pro-chemistry."

4. "I have a lot of problems, but sodium funny about them."

5. "I'm like a supernova - I brighten up the lab, but I can explode at any moment."

6. "I'm not a mad scientist, I'm an angry chemist."

7. "I have a lot of potential, but it's mostly kinetic."

8. "I'm not a control freak, I just have a strong affinity for accuracy."

9. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just a realist with a pH meter."

10. "I'm not a nerd, I'm just intellectually well-endowed."

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