Funny lack of sleep sayings

1. "I'm so tired, I could sleep for a week... but I probably won't."

2. "I'm not sure if I'm sleep-deprived or just living in a constant state of exhaustion."

3. "I'm running on caffeine and sheer willpower at this point."

4. "I haven't slept in so long, I think my bed forgot what I look like."

5. "I'm not a morning person, or an afternoon person, or an evening person... I'm just a perpetually tired person."

6. "My brain is running on fumes and my eyes are running on caffeine."

7. "I'm so sleep-deprived, I'm starting to hallucinate that my pillow is talking to me."

8. "I'm not sure if I'm awake or just sleepwalking through life at this point."

9. "I'm so tired, I could fall asleep standing up... if only my legs would cooperate."

10. "I'm in a committed relationship with my bed, but it's a long-distance relationship because I never have time to see it."

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