Funny landscaping sayings

1. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios."

2. "I'm not a gardener, I'm a plant whisperer."

3. "I'm a succa for succulents."

4. "I'm just a girl standing in front of a plant, asking it to grow."

5. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."

6. "I'm not a botanist, I just play one in my garden."

7. "I'm a firm believer in the healing power of dirt."

8. "I'm not a landscaper, I'm a foliage fashionista."

9. "I'm a plant parent, not a regular parent."

10. "I'm not a landscaper, I'm a lawn artist."

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Sayings about alcohol abuse

1. Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra2. Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. - Marguerite Duras3. Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. - Geo

Wisdom sayings of jesus

1. Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. - Matthew 5:442. Do to others as you would have them do to you. - Luke 6:313. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. - Matthew 5:94. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. - Matthew

Audi sayings

1. Progress is not possible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - Audi2. Vorsprung durch Technik (Advancement through Technology) - Audi's slogan3. Innovation is our tradition. - Audi4. Never follow the crowd, create your own path. - Audi5. The be

Cute onesie sayings boy

1. Mommy's Little Man2. Daddy's Sidekick3. Little Dude4. Future Heartbreaker5. Wild Child6. Little Explorer7. Mama's Boy8. King of the Crib9. Handsome Like Daddy10. Adventurer in Training

Australian patriotic sayings

1. Advance Australia Fair2. Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!3. True blue, through and through4. For those who've come across the seas, we've boundless plains to share5. We are one, but we are many6. Lest we forget7. She'll be right, mate8. Fair dinkum Aussie spirit9. G'day, mate10.

Old box of religious sayings on scraps of paper

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Alternate sayings for gold coins

1. Shiny doubloons2. Glittering treasure3. Gleaming bullion4. Sparkling currency5. Radiant nuggets6. Lustrous pieces7. Glistening specie8. Brilliant ingots9. Polished riches10. Golden tokens

Navy seal sayings

Here are some popular sayings associated with Navy SEALs:1. The only easy day was yesterday.2. Pain is weakness leaving the body.3. The only easy day was yesterday.4. Get comfortable being uncomfortable.5. Embrace the suck.6. Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.7. The more you sweat in train

Quotes and sayings on talent

1. Talent is a gift, but character is a choice. - John C. Maxwell2. Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia3. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. - Tim Notke4. Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skat