Funny laser tag sayings

1. "I came, I saw, I laser tagged."

2. "Zap, zap, you're it!"

3. "I'm a laser tag ninja, watch out!"

4. "Laser tag: where the only thing getting shot is your pride."

5. "Tag, you're laser-ed!"

6. "I'm not a regular tagger, I'm a laser tagger."

7. "Laser tag: the only place where shooting your friends is encouraged."

8. "Pew pew, I'm coming for you!"

9. "Laser tag: the ultimate game of cat and mouse."

10. "I don't sweat, I glow in the dark from all that laser tag."

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Anniversary candy sayings

1. Our love is as sweet as this candy on our anniversary.2. You make my heart melt like chocolate on our anniversary.3. You're the sweetest thing in my life, just like this candy on our anniversary.4. Here's to another year of sweetness with you on our anniversary.5. Our love is like a box

Valentine sayings for cards funny

1. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you... but let's be real, chocolate is sweeter.2. Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap.3. You're the avocado to my toast, the bacon to my eggs, and the cheese to my pizza. Basically, you complete me.4.

Bff quotes sayings

1. A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.2. Good friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know they're always there.3. A true friend is the greatest of all blessings.4. Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.5. A best friend is som

Cute jam sayings

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Straight as a sayings

1. Straight as an arrow.2. Straight as a ruler.3. Straight as a die.4. Straight as a line.5. Straight as a plumb line.6. Straight as a poker.7. Straight as a string.8. Straight as a beam of light.9. Straight as a pin.10. Straight as a board.

Mexican food sayings

1. Barriga llena, corazón contento. (A full belly, a happy heart.)2. El que mucho come, mucho peca. (He who eats too much, sins too much.)3. En la variedad está el gusto. (In variety is the taste.)4. El que nace para tamal, del cielo le caen las hojas. (He who is born to be a tamale, the lea

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Books sayings

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Cute 21st bday sayings

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