Funny lazy sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just highly efficient at doing nothing."
3. "I would exercise, but it makes me spill my drink."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy conservation mode."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on a temporary break from being productive."
6. "I could be a morning person, but it's just so much easier to be a night owl."
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on a mental vacation."
9. "I would get up and do something, but my bed is just too comfortable."
10. "I'm not lazy, I'm just waiting for the right moment to be motivated."
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