Funny learner license sayings

1. "I'm not a bad driver, I'm just an expert at finding creative parking spots."

2. "I brake for cake."

3. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route."

4. "Caution: New driver on board, proceed with laughter."

5. "I'm not speeding, I'm just testing the limits of my brakes."

6. "I drive like a Cullen – slowly, carefully, and with sparkling precision."

7. "I'm not a bad driver, I'm just an overachiever in parallel parking."

8. "I'm not a road hazard, I'm a comedic genius in traffic."

9. "I'm not driving, I'm just participating in a high-speed comedy routine."

10. "Honk if you love a good learner driver joke!"

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