Funny life quotes and sayings tumblr
1. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
2. "Life is like a rollercoaster, and I'm pretty sure I'm sitting in the back row."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
6. "Life is like a box of chocolates, but mine is missing the map."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "Life is better when you're laughing."
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
10. "Life is too short for boring hair."
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Every storm runs out of rain.
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1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?3. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.4. I'm not stubborn, I'm just always right.5. I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.6. I'm not being difficult, I'm j