Funny lose weight sayings
1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it...then I regret it."
2. "I'm not overweight, I'm just under-tall."
3. "I'm not fat, I'm just easier to see."
4. "I'm not overweight, I'm undertall."
5. "I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy."
6. "I'm not fat, I'm just so sexy it overflows."
7. "I'm not overweight, I'm under-tall for my weight."
8. "I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see in the dark."
9. "I'm not overweight, I'm just over-abundant in awesomeness."
10. "I'm not fat, I'm just horizontally challenged."
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1. Never Eat Soggy Waffles - to remember the order of North, East, South, West.2. Elephants Never Swat - to remember the direction of East, North, South, West.3. Silly Elephants Never Wander - to remember the direction of South, East, North, West.4. We Seldom Eat Nuts - to remember the direc
1. A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year. 2. The one who has no bread has no authority to speak about hunger.3. A bird does not sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.4. The mountain is high, but the king is far away.5. A lie has short legs.6. The one
1. Taking candy from a baby.2. Robbing the cradle.3. Fleecing the elderly.4. Preying on the vulnerable.5. Exploiting the wisdom of age.6. Taking advantage of their trust.7. Swindling the elderly.8. Scamming the seniors.9. Conning the elderly.10. Manipulating the elderly for person
1. You are the love of my life.2. I cherish you more than words can express.3. You complete me.4. My heart belongs to you.5. I am grateful for your love.6. You are my everything.7. I would be lost without you.8. You make my world brighter.9. I love you more than you'll ever know.10
1. Be the change you wish to see in the world.2. Stay positive, work hard, make it happen.3. Kindness is always in style.4. Dream big, work hard, stay focused.5. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.6. Do small things with great love.7. Believe you can and you're halfway there.
1. Age is just a number.2. You're only as old as you feel.3. With age comes wisdom.4. The older, the wiser.5. Age before beauty.6. You're never too old to learn.7. Old age is a privilege denied to many.8. The best is yet to come.9. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optiona
1. Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye. (What's meant to happen will happen)2. Lang may yer lum reek. (May you live long and stay well)3. We're a' Jock Tamson's bairns. (We are all equal)4. Better bend than break. (It's better to be flexible than rigid)5. A nod's as guid as a wink tae a blind hors
1. When it rains, it pours.2. It's always darkest before the dawn.3. The worst is yet to come.4. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.5. It's like a kick in the teeth.6. When it's not one thing, it's another.7. It's a bitter pill to swallow.8. It's a tough pill to sw
1. Live in the moment and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering. 2. Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect. 3. Life is short, make every moment count. 4. Be yourself, everyone else is already taken. 5. Dream big, work hard, stay focused. 6.
Here are some famous quotes from Mufasa in the movie The Lion King:1. Remember who you are.2. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.3. The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.4. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for troub