Funny love poems and sayings
Sure, here are a few funny love poems and sayings for you:
1. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm terrible at poetry,
But I still love you.
2. Love is like a fart,
If you have to force it,
It's probably crap.
3. I love you more than pizza,
And that's saying a lot,
Because pizza is pretty darn amazing.
4. You're the cheese to my macaroni,
The peanut butter to my jelly,
And the weirdo to my equally weird self.
5. Love is like a box of chocolates,
Sometimes you get the good stuff,
And sometimes you get the weird coconut ones.
I hope these bring a smile to your face!
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