Funny love quotes and sayings for facebook

1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."

2. "I love you more than a fat kid loves cake."

3. "Love is sharing your popcorn."

4. "Love is being stupid together."

5. "I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger."

6. "Love is being able to look at someone and know you don't have to say anything."

7. "Love is like a good cup of coffee, it's warm, comforting, and makes you feel alive."

8. "Love is finding someone who knows all your flaws and still thinks you're amazing."

9. "Love is when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

10. "Love is being able to annoy each other and still want to be together."

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