Funny love sayings for him
1. "You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it because you look better with it."
2. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot."
3. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the love of my life."
4. "I love you like a hobbit loves second breakfast."
5. "You're the reason I smile like an idiot when I think of you."
6. "I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye."
7. "You're my favorite notification to receive."
8. "You're the only fish in the sea for me, and I'm not even a good swimmer."
9. "I love you more than a kid loves candy... and that's a lot."
10. "You're the missing piece to my puzzle, the jelly to my peanut butter, and the love of my life."
Above is Funny love sayings for him.
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