Funny lumber sayings
1. "Measure twice, cut once, swear a lot."
2. "I've got wood, and I'm not afraid to use it."
3. "I'm board of these puns, let's nail it!"
4. "Sawdust is man glitter."
5. "I'm knot joking around, this lumber business is serious."
6. "Don't be a tool, use one instead."
7. "I'm not a carpenter, I'm a wood magician."
8. "Life is like a plank of wood, you never know what knots you'll encounter."
9. "I'm so good at woodworking, I can make sawdust blindfolded."
10. "I'm not a lumberjack, but I've been known to log some serious hours."
Above is Funny lumber sayings.
1. A stitch in time saves nine.2. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.3. Actions speak louder than words.4. Where there's a will, there's a way.5. The early bird catches the worm.6. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.7. Haste makes waste.8. Better late than never.9. You r
1. Promises are the uniquely human way of ordering the future, making it predictable and reliable to the extent that this is humanly possible. - Hannah Arendt2. A promise is a cloud; fulfillment is rain. - Arabian Proverb3. Promises are the guarantees of the soul. - Unknown4. Promises are the
1. Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu2. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius4. The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass5. S
1. Innie or outie, we all have a story.2. Belly button: the original connection to our mother.3. Life is better with a belly button.4. Belly buttons are like fingerprints, each one is unique.5. Belly buttons: the ultimate conversation starter.6. Out of sight, but never out of mind - the b
1. A mother's love is like no other. Happy Mother's Day to all the strong and beautiful black mothers out there.2. To all the black mothers who have sacrificed, loved unconditionally, and raised their children with grace and strength, Happy Mother's Day.3. Black mothers are the backbone of our