Funny lunch sayings
1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
2. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
3. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."
4. "I'm not a chef, I just microwave well."
5. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food artist. My medium is leftovers."
6. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food magician. I make calories disappear."
7. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food scientist. My experiments usually end in a delicious explosion."
8. "I'm not a chef, I'm a foodie. I eat with my heart, not my stomach."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm a foodie. I eat because I'm hungry, I cook because I'm bored."
10. "I'm not a chef, I'm a foodie. I eat dessert first because life is uncertain."
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Far out, man! Peace, love, and good vibes all around.