Funny manly sayings
1. "Real men don't cry, they sweat through their eyes."
2. "I don't need a superhero cape, I have a beard."
3. "I'm not bald, I'm just taller than my hair."
4. "I don't always lift weights, but when I do, I make sure the gym knows about it."
5. "I'm not a regular dad, I'm a cool dad with a tool belt."
6. "I may not be a handyman, but I can fix a broken heart."
7. "Real men wear pink... and look damn good doing it."
8. "I don't need a map, I navigate by the stars in my beard."
9. "I'm not afraid of spiders, I just prefer to let them live in fear of me."
10. "I don't always grill, but when I do, the neighbors suddenly become hungry."
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1. Irish you a lucky St. Patrick's Day!2. I'm not lucky, I'm just Irish!3. I'm not drunk, I'm just celebrating St. Patrick's Day!4. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.5. Kiss me, I'm Irish... or just drunk, either way.6.