Funny marriage poems and sayings
Here are a few funny marriage poems and sayings for you:
1. Marriage is like a deck of cards,
It starts with hearts and diamonds,
But ends with clubs and spades.
2. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.
3. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
4. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
5. Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
6. Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
7. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
8. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
I hope these bring a smile to your face!
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