Funny martini sayings
1. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom-tini."
2. "I like my martinis shaken, not stirred... just like my life."
3. "I'm not drunk, I'm just martini-enhanced."
4. "I'm not a regular martini, I'm a masterpiece in a glass."
5. "I like my martinis dirty, just like my sense of humor."
6. "I don't cry over spilled milk, but I might shed a tear over a spilled martini."
7. "Life is better with a twist... of lemon in my martini."
8. "I'm not a bartender, I'm a martini magician."
9. "I'm not a quitter, but I might quit for a martini."
10. "I like my martinis like I like my jokes - dry and with a twist."
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