Funny maternity quotes and sayings
1. "Growing a tiny human is exhausting, but also pretty hilarious when you think about it."
2. "Pregnancy: the only time in life when you can gain weight and blame it on someone else."
3. "I'm not fat, I'm pregnant. There's a difference."
4. "Pregnancy brain: where you forget what you were saying mid-sentence and end up putting your keys in the fridge."
5. "Pregnancy is nature's way of preparing you for sleepless nights and endless diaper changes."
6. "Pregnancy cravings are no joke. I once cried because I couldn't find any pickles at 2 am."
7. "Being pregnant means every day is a new adventure in bodily functions."
8. "Pregnancy: the only time you can eat ice cream for breakfast and not feel guilty."
9. "Pregnancy is like a rollercoaster ride, with morning sickness as the first loop."
10. "Pregnancy is the ultimate test of patience and bladder control."
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1. Hit two birds with one stone.2. Catch two rabbits with one net.3. Get two things done at once.4. Slay two dragons with one sword.5. Achieve two goals with one action.6. Solve two problems with one solution.7. Strike two targets with a single arrow.8. Cover two bases with one move.
1. Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day. - Unknown2. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin3. Two souls with but a single thought
1. Sweet as sugar2. You're one smart cookie3. Life is sweet with you4. Bite me5. Love at first bite6. You're the sprinkles to my cookie7. Dunk me in your love8. Sugar, spice, and everything nice9. Cookie monster approved10. Baked with love
1. Lick me clean2. Suck it sweet3. Dirty thoughts, clean mouth4. Naughty and nice5. Taste me all night6. Sugar coated sin7. Let's get sticky8. Dirty little treat9. Satisfy my cravings10. Indulge in me
1. You are my rock, my love, my everything. 2. I never knew what true love was until I met you. 3. You are the best thing that ever happened to me. 4. I fall more in love with you every day. 5. You make my heart skip a beat every time I see you. 6. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day. 7.
1. Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra2. Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead. - Jackie Robinson3. It ain't over 'til it's over. - Yogi Berra4. Baseball is the only field of
1. Be Mine2. Love You3. XOXO4. Sweetheart5. Hug Me6. True Love7. Kiss Me8. You're Cute9. My Love10. Forever Yours
1. A frog in a well does not know the great ocean.2. Even a hare will bite when it is cornered.3. If you don't want anyone to know, don't do it.4. A bird does not sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.5. A closed mouth catches no flies.6. A journey of a thousand mi
1. If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do read it, you're misinformed. - Mark Twain2. The only thing we know about the future is that it will be different. - Peter Drucker3. News is what somebody somewhere wants to suppress; all the rest is advertising. - Lord Northcliff
Here are some popular sayings of Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam in Tamil:1. வெற்றியை அடைய முடியாது, அதை நீங்கள் அடைய வேண்டும். (Success is not achievable, you have to achieve it.)2. உயிரை உயிராக்குவது உங்கள் கையில் உள்ளது. (It is in your hands to make your life meaningful.)3. நீங்கள் என்னை வெற்றிக்கு அடைய