Funny math sayings
1. "Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."
2. "Why was the equal sign so humble? Because he knew he wasn't less than or greater than anyone else."
3. "I'm a math teacher, not a magician. I can't make your grades disappear."
4. "I'm not a math whiz, but I am excellent at counting down the minutes until the math lesson is over."
5. "Math teachers have too many problems."
6. "Why was the equal sign so unsure of itself? Because it always had its doubts."
7. "I'm not a mathematician, but I am good at dividing the bill at a restaurant."
8. "I'm not a math genius, but I can count on my fingers like a pro."
9. "Math class is like a treadmill. You run in place to get nowhere."
10. "I'm not a math wizard, but I can make numbers disappear by spending them."
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